Build failed. Pointless meeting. “Quick call?” Instead of screaming into the void, press the button. Fuck This logs the moment in under a second, then tells you on Friday what's actually ruining your week.
Deadpan narration, the app's own THUNK, and one very honest Friday report.
How it works
Logging takes one second. Analysis comes later.
🔥502 Bad Gateway
01
Something annoying happens.
It will. It always does. Usually around 14:00.
⌥⇧F
02
Hit it. THUNK.
From any app. It doesn't steal focus from your IDE. Or click the F! in your menu bar.
47fucks given this week
03
Friday: the truth.
A weekly report of what broke you. Shareable. Or for your therapist.
The menu bar panel. Button first, everything else second.The dashboard: your chaos, charted. Hover a day for the verdict: “Tuesday was catastrophic.”
What's inside
Small app. Surprisingly useful data.
🕵️
It knows who did it.
Remembers which app you were in when you pressed it. Just the name. Slack will not like what it finds.
Tag it. Or don't.
Trigger chips appear for three seconds. Ignore them and nothing happens. Add your own: 🤡 Jira.
Danger zone.
14:00 – 15:00. Apparently nothing good happens after lunch.
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Achievements. Sort of.
Monday Survivor. It Works On My Machine. This Is Fine. And, eventually, One Thousand Fucks Given.
Pick your THUNK.
Six original sounds, synthesized by the app. Click to preview; the big button uses your pick.
Hook it to anything.
Shortcuts, Raycast, a Stream Deck, or a suspicious ESP32 desk button.
fuckthis://log?trigger=build
YOUR WEEK IN
FUCK THIS
SEP 21 — SEP 27
47
FUCK THIS MOMENTS
WORST DAYTuesday16 incidents
PEAK FUCK THIS14:37after lunch, obviously
TOP OFFENDER💬 Meetings14 incidents
DANGEROUS APPSlack11 incidents
“Tuesday was catastrophic, but somehow you survived.”
See you Monday.FUCK THIS
The Friday Report
Every Friday at 16:00, the truth.
A beautiful, slightly judgmental poster of your week. Export it as an image, post it in #general, and watch your team relate a little too hard.
Meetings accounted for 38% of this week's suffering.
Slack was involved in 11 of them. Just saying.
23% less bullshit than last week. Growth.
Case of the Mondays: confirmed.
Your frustration is your business.(=ㅇᆽㅇ=)
Privacy
Stays on your Mac. Full stop.
✓ No account. No cloud. No telemetry.
✓ Your incidents never leave your Mac. The app only goes online to check for updates (if you let it) and to activate Pro.
✓ Knows: the time, the app's name, and the tag and note you add.
✗ Never: window titles, URLs, screenshots, emails or messages.
✓ Export to CSV or erase everything, anytime.
FAQ
Questions, answered. Mostly.
Is the name really necessary?
Yes. We tried “Mild Inconvenience Logger”. Nobody pressed it.
How much does it cost?
The app is free. Pro adds 10 more button skins, 7 Friday Report themes, 10 sounds and 20 achievements for a one-time $4.99. No subscription. The meetings are what cost you.
Will my boss see this?
Only if you export the Friday Report and post it in #general. Which, honestly, you should.
Does it need special permissions?
No Accessibility access, no screen recording. The global shortcut uses a standard macOS hotkey API, and ⌥⇧F can be changed in Settings.
Is it safe to install?
Yes. It's signed and notarized by Apple, so it opens like any other app, and updates arrive signed too. If the F! icon doesn't show up in a crowded menu bar, allow it under System Settings → Menu Bar. ⌥⇧F works either way.
Is there a physical button?
Not yet. But fuckthis://log works with anything that can open a URL. ESP32 people: you know what to do.
Go on. Press it.
Annoyed → hit button → satisfying THUNK → back to work.
